The conversations Sam and I have are usually via IM. He’s usually off traipsing about the globe while the rest of us salt miners hack away at a design or code. Sometimes this can be incredibly frustrating as we are both very poor at instant messaging. Our brains move faster than IM allows. Three or four conversation threads start to happen at once. I’m also quite handicapped at conversing when I can’t gesticulate wildly with my hands. Occasionally though a true gem sprouts forth. Something like today’s amusing banter.

Michael Sigler: how’s the foot? is it rotting yet?
Sam Lawrence: it really sucks. it’s broken in three places and i’m in a stupid wheelchair
Michael Sigler: Do you have osteoporosis?
Sam Lawrence: blow me

Ahh Sam, what would we do without you? Hope your ankle heals soon!